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IMA, Coast to Coast IMA:

Well you finally made it. Welcome! You have reached the IMA. The official site for members of IMA the Interstellar Militant Antagonizers; IMA: Our mission is to let ``them" know we are here by threatening and attacking other planets.

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Normally this breed keeps their antennae in unless they are surprised. I chose to extend them to reenact the expression of this guy; when,  grounding myself to keep from being stunned, arose in their ship after playing dead and leveled a fully charged forty thousand volt carbon dioxide pulse laser ( conveniently strapped under my jacket ).  This fella's antennae did extend a bit higher than this when he finally realized what was about to happen to him, but the hide was a bit toasted, so I didn't want to cause further damage to the specimen. There is just no way to duplicate his expression at the the time of impact; but it makes for a good conversation piece anyway and serves well as a hat rack.

I would like to thank the many members that sent gifts after my twenty foot drop from the ships hatch way, but really, I made sure I placed his carcass between me and the ground and only incurred a few scratches and bruises.

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Testing the 80,000 volt easy tote pulse laser. Our team of twenty three technicians study the beam using several meters and cameras throughout the tests. Light activated flashes are visible in this photo.

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Purpose

1.) To cause to make direct threats to all planets in all solar systems for the express purpose of invoking a response.
2.) To make our planet highly visible to all solar systems.
3.) To influence production and free marketing of new mass extermination weaponry for all individuals.
4.) We are proud to be fully certified character assassins of extra terrestrials, one world order advocates, Martians, socialists, bureaucrats, total democrats (socialists), communists, aiding advocate enforcement agencies to such, pacifists and men in black.
5.) All of which are viewed to have the same genetic make-up.
6.) When not on assignment. Let them know we are here watching them while they watch us. When they notice you, take their picture, make a file and send it to us for publication. You know the ones we are looking for. Use your manual.
7.) IMA: An equal opportunity employer.



 

Goals

Universal domination through empowerment of armed free individuals and the reduction of governments power to spit ...in comparison. Spontaneous unhampered, uncontrolled launching practices; for the express purpose for expansion to populate the universe.

Mission

1. On every Saturday at 10: 00 PM, you will walk outside and point your laser pen pointer straight up into the sky for 5 minutes.
2. You will then illuminate a piece of paper with the words ``we are coming to get you" written upon it with thick lines, using a regular flashlight aimed toward the sky for 30 seconds.
3. Those with more powerful lasers should aim the beam into the night sky as often as possible so to lead them right to us.
4. Also twice a week those with the most powerful lasers should Morris code what terrible things we're going to do to the inhabitancy of their planet without mercy and that it will useless and a waste of time  to ask for mercy. Use polite words.... but be creative so they won't think that we are just kidding.

Equipment:

You must now begin creating inventive weapons that are easy to construct, have the potential of massive destruction and do not use gunpowder or pre-manufactured bullets. The device must work on readily available easy to access propellants, explosive materials and purchasable non- traceable items... like PVC pipe and natural gas. Use things like gears, air pressure, spinning devices, lasers and such to project things or cause desired affect. They must be efficient and rapid fire. Note weight of  the propellant, projectile and other features that will effect deliver- ability. Note what it will have the best affect against.... personnel, aircraft, etc. remember ``Big" costs more and is harder to transport and supply. Think small... even ``micro" and then maximize the affect. The men in black love the obvious... its so easy to detect. Thwart their prying socialist eyes by creating devices that look like every day items. Be creative.... Be careful! and have a nice day.

The Declaration of Independence and the Bill of Rights depend on you and each individual alone.


 

Saucers on the lake. Should there be any doubt.

IMA Task Force Manual: ``The" Intelligence book for the serious member.

Protocol: When to Tire of the Extraterrestrial Response of: ``No, No, Please, No".
How to tell when a Martian is Lieing to You.
Calendar of Events: Martian Torture and Other Fun Weekly Past Times.
Awards: Green Scalp Award, Stuffed Pod Award and the All Esteemed Green Eye in a Glass award. How to win Them, How to Keep Them.
Response Check List: Learn 100 Extraterrestrial Insults in One Week.
UFO Sightings: Speed Loading Simplified.
Paranormal Sittings: When to Play Dead - When to Make Dead.
Astronomical Sittings: Targeting 1.
Astrological Events: Targeting 2.
Close Encounters: Ten Miles Too Close. Long Range - Targeting 3.
Materials: It's Good Not to Glow, Low Radiation Happy Man.
Nuclear Warfare: How Deep is Too Deep, Dealing with high surface crust temperatures in shelters below 2000 feet. Making Lava Your Friend.
Physics Warfare: Canyon Trip Wires for Passing Space Ships.
Chemical Warfare: Fertilizer Made Easy and Bio Fumigants Found In Your Bathroom Cabinet.
Biological Warfare: One Bath Tub, One Less Country.
100 Off The Cuff  Responses To An Alien: Includes WLEC factor (When to Laugh and Empty your Clip).
Trophies: Martian Taxidermy Made Easy.
Safety Tips: Why looking Directly Into a 50kW Carbon Dioxide Laser is a Bad Idea and 49 other guidelines.
Rad Levels: Bad Neutron! No Breakdown!
Radar 1: How to Construct and Use a Radar. Avoiding and Missing Civilian and Military Aircraft. (Blind Pilots Make Lousy Landers.)
Radar 2: Two Pings, Fire and Move. How to Avoid F16 Detection and Why Shooting Straight Up is a ``No No".



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Arts and Science Reference Books:

The Art of Space Knocking: Sound here, Sound there.  Pushing space and signaling other worlds with sound.
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SETI: Search for Extraterrestrials: These fools use the theory of standing out side the door without knocking hoping someone will open it and say hi.  At IMA Headquarters: IMAHQ.COM we KNOCK without mercy.
Space Sounds.Com: We are listening People who listen to self made radio static until they die instead of doing something about it.
The Planetary Society People who look at planets until they die instead of doing something about it.
NASA a major block in progress.
Space.com

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IMA, the official IMA NASA site for US IMA Coast to Coast SPACE Association Members of the Interstellar Militant Antagonizers,

Motto - We're not waiting any longer.

NASA Rivals, NASA IMA Space Association believes in Universe Straffing and Alien Martian domination practices and World Freedom.

IMA, Coast to Coast IMA: Well you finally made it. Welcome! You have reached the IMA. The official site for members of IMA the Interstellar Militant Antagonizers; IMA: Our mission is to let ``them" know we are here by threatening and attacking other planets.

IMA Motto: IMA INTERSTELLAR MILITANT ANTAGONIZOR AND I AM NOT WAITING ANY LONGER.

Free Laser Technology to strain the universe of UFO, military space stations and military Base Stations, Martians, men in black, aliens and other worlds populations.

THE IMA an Equal opportunity PHYSICS EMPLOYER.

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HOW TO ATTRACT US FEDERAL GOVERNMENT AGENTS, TERRORISTS AND UNITED STATES FEDERAL INTERNET AGENTS TO YOUR WEB SITE BY USING GOOGLE ENHANCED WORD GROUPING TECHNIQUES SUCH AS: BOMB READY, EXPLOSIVES DETONATOR SET, VIVA 911 Dalmations, ITS ONLY AN AMERICAN PIZZA, AND SI OUI DO IT, DOIT NOW!  Followed by:  insert and derive, assimilate and extract, devise and disassemble a pentagon, white house bakery,  senate barbecue,  house of representatives hot holiday hoe down,  president and vice presidential suprise birthday cake,  white mouse assassination, DC trap,  dooms day cookies. ............ All these suck'em right in.

IMA Interstellar Militant Antagonizers US Cyber SPACE Portal: IMA NASA Interstellar Militant Antagonizers; Official site of IMA NASA Interstellar Militant Antagonizers the Defiant Adjutants of ALIENS, ALIEN life forms, NASA,  MEN from SPACE, SETI, Planetary organisms, US Bureaucratic Government Intervention Organizations, SPACE Societies, Universal UNIVERSE Universities and Communist Communities at large;

Alien Planet Targets: IMA US NASA SPACE goal is to invoke response from other worlds by hurling threats to destroy their existence in SPACE.

Lasers: In defiance of SETI `s set back and listen policies and US NASA SPACE thumb twiddling, THE IMA US SPACE PROGRAM intends to thumb our nose at NASA US policies, SETI DO NOTHING BUT COST MONEY PRACTICES, and at the whining SPACE community at large; and are preparing to strafe and ravage the surface of all planets in all solar systems. THE IMA Interstellar Militant Antagonizers US SPACE ITINERARY will be to focus high powered land based lasers on distant and not so distant planets without any regard of what or who is there. THE IMA Interstellar Militant Antagonizers US SPACE MISSION will be to indiscriminately carve into each of those planets randomly chosen; Thus cooking each planet of those wimpy planetary solar systems and planetary surfaces burning them to a crisp;

NASA: We see NASA's (the National Space Association) SPACE exploration for what it is, WIMPY. NASA's (the National Space Association)  sad attempt at applying space technowlogy to their own view of practical (impractical) use, has shown that the NASA space agency is a space toy for NASA KIDS, NASA KIDS and monkeys, NASA KIDS and LEGOS, NASA KIDS and SILLY PUTTY, and NASA KIDS with nothing more to do but GET IN THE WAY of SPACE PROGRESS with their NASA KIDS TOYS.

 Space Shuttle: The fact that after years of NASA ``National Space Association" space tests and a long NASA KIDS   ``National Space Association" testing history in actual NASA KIDS ``National Space Association"  space flights, the NASA KIDS  ``National Space Association" Mission Control has yet to even create a simple escape pod for their NASA KIDS ``National Space Association" US astronauts!;

Thereby on several US United States NASA ``National Space Association" occasions,  the US United States NASA ``National Space Association" PROGRAMS have sprinkled the surface of our own planet with not one astronaut, but entire groups of astronauts;

After all this time They can't even build a simple US United States NASA ``National Space Association" astronaut control area for all the US United States NASA ``National Space Association" astronauts to break away and jettison safely to earth. 

There is nothing worse than hearing a stupid ``Well, if we do our job right, it's not supposed to crash" US United States NASA ``National Space Association" EXCUSE! Yeah right.

But they can sure pack the outside of those flying NASA coffins and Black Boxes with protective heat panels so that those US United States NASA ``National Space Association" parts make it safely down!;

And when they go for stuffing their big fat US United States NASA ``National Space Association" government bill rolls, US United States NASA ``National Space Association" retirement, US United States NASA ``National Space Association" pensions, US United States NASA ``National Space Association" dental and doctor benefits....

Well, That sure alleviates astronaut solar sunburn consciousness on reentry: ``Pass me the level 12000 sunblocker babe! Oh yeah, that's working."

``Put on a little teensy weensy more of that ``Cherrytone" Aloe and Vitamin E BAISTER juice!"

 ``While we're heading into reentry; ... I'll just slide on out to the space shuttle nose cone and catch some HIGHER SCIENCE DEGREES for  MASTERS DIPLOMA in the Astronautics physics of upper atmospheric hydrogen friction and the Art of  SPACE WOKING ."          Richard Taylor



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